The Arachnophobia Club
This is the place for arachnophobics, or in simpler words, people that have a fear of spiders. Here you can share your fears, your encounters, and your thoughts on spiders, without being ridiculed. You can discuss articles posted here on the subjects, or even right your own articles. You can make fun of yourself, you can be ashamed of yourself, the possibilitys are endless.
If you have your own WordPress.com blog, you can become a honorary member and contributing your own thoughts on arachnophobia. Members will be allowed to post their articles on the subject of arachnophobia, and will join the members list. But only people with a genuine fear of spiders are allowed to become a member of this elite club.
The Arachnophobia Club will me managed and edited by yours truly, Mr. Claybourne, but every member will be treated with equal respect for their fear of spiders. Not one picture of any spider will be alowed on this site, as we do not wish to cause any heart-attacks, seizures, or the like because of the sensitive nature of Arachnophobians.
While we understand the pressure Arachnophobians are under because of the wicked and life threatining purposes of spiders, nothing shall be posted or allowed whatsoever that would be inapropriate for any 10 year old. This is a must, and breaking of this rule will prompt the sending of a box of large, hairy spiders to your home.
Articles on your encounters with spiders, humours articles on spiders, and even plans for terminating all spiders will be exepted from members. To join this special club, leave a comment at the bottom of the “Members” page, answering all the questions that will be placed at the top of the page. Remeber, only those with a true fear for spiders will be admitted into the Arachnophobia Club.
Enjoy and share you fears!
on September 19, 2007 on 4:06 am
great idea bryce! good luck with the club! lol