Encounters

Tonight, horror-of-all-horrors, I had not one, but two you know what encounters. My dad found a huge one in our living room, the legs must be at least an inch long. Then, while he was showing my mom, another one was on the floor! Gah….. And after placing them both in a jar, my dad had the nerve to suggest that I sleep with them in the jar in my bed!! Pulleese! He thought that maybe that would cure me! So, after I check my bed, maybe I’ll be able to got to sleep. We will see.

 10 minutes later: This has been a bad day. I just encountered another one in our bathroom. I now have a bad complex.