members.

hey clay, we’re running short of members . . .like always . . .lol. but anyway, it would be cool to get a bunch more people on and expand a little.  so more people can post, not just us. that would be so cool. so you contact your people and i’ll contact my people, ok? lol. i’ll advertise on my site as well.

 Sky

Encounters

Tonight, horror-of-all-horrors, I had not one, but two you know what encounters. My dad found a huge one in our living room, the legs must be at least an inch long. Then, while he was showing my mom, another one was on the floor! Gah….. And after placing them both in a jar, my dad had the nerve to suggest that I sleep with them in the jar in my bed!! Pulleese! He thought that maybe that would cure me! So, after I check my bed, maybe I’ll be able to got to sleep. We will see.

 10 minutes later: This has been a bad day. I just encountered another one in our bathroom. I now have a bad complex.

The Arachnophobia Club

This is the place for arachnophobics, or in simpler words, people that have a fear of spiders. Here you can share your fears, your encounters, and your thoughts on spiders, without being ridiculed. You can discuss articles posted here on the subjects, or even right your own articles. You can make fun of yourself, you can be ashamed of yourself, the possibilitys are endless.

If you have your own WordPress.com blog, you can become a honorary member and contributing your own thoughts on arachnophobia. Members will be allowed to post their articles on the subject of arachnophobia, and will join the members list. But only people with a genuine fear of spiders are allowed to become a member of this elite club.

 The Arachnophobia Club will me managed and edited by yours truly, Mr. Claybourne, but every member will be treated with equal respect for their fear of spiders. Not one picture of any spider will be alowed on this site, as we do not wish to cause any heart-attacks, seizures, or the like because of the sensitive nature of Arachnophobians.

 While we understand the pressure Arachnophobians are under because of the wicked and life threatining purposes of spiders, nothing shall be posted or allowed whatsoever that would be inapropriate for any 10 year old. This is a must, and breaking of this rule will prompt the sending of a box of large, hairy spiders to your home.

 Articles on your encounters with spiders, humours articles on spiders, and even plans for terminating all spiders will be exepted from members. To join this special club, leave a comment at the bottom of the “Members” page, answering all the questions that will be placed at the top of the page. Remeber, only those with a true fear for spiders will be admitted into the Arachnophobia Club.

 Enjoy and share you fears!